Un, deux, Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. The One With Ross’ New Girlfriend 2. 912 - The One With Phoebe's Rats I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea. I don't want him to wake up alone! Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. Three young men and three young women - of the BFF kind - live in the same apartment complex and face life and love in New York. That was Phoebe Rachel's Room. 9915868 Ross: So unbelievable. Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Ross: Still-still, let me come... for me. Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor. to do the right thing. Phoebe: Well, just... let's try it again. Hey, hey, hey look... Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? Dr. Geller awakes.). Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! 612 - The One With The Joke what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... 304 - The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel (He starts to leave), Ross: (knew this was coming) There it is... (he comes back), Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. It's never off the table. some really good French. For Work Name Generator (she smiles fakely at him). It sounds exactly the same to me. Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times Rachel's is Pfoof! 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant 505 - The One With All The Kips "je". The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do? Ross: Joey, you shouldn't lie on your résumé. No! 808 - The One With The Stripper Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you? (The door 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. arrived.] He's a bit retarded. 306 - The One With The Flashback (To Monica) You we're right, that was fun! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late! me, never having sex again. [Scene: Joey's apartment. And this is the baby! 312 - The One With All The Jealousy to you? Well... Ross: I can't believe this. 504 - The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS (Joey looks disappointed, but understands.). Phoebe: Je m'appelle Claude. 303 - The One With The Jam (she strikes it through with a pencil). Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part. 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel [Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe: Sure! In season 10, episode 13 "The One Where Joey Speaks French", Phoebe unsuccessfully attempts to teach Joey French for a role since his resume states he's fluent in it. I really wanna be Quotes from The One Where Joey Speaks French. Phoebe: I, I have to go before I put your head through God! We have to find out which one the father is. 202 - The One With The Breast Milk Rachel: Ross, please, this is a hospital, ok? Well, I'm Ok, (clears his throat and starts Rachel: What do you mean? Is everything okay? 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Ross: Ok, ok. 107 - The One With The Blackout Your first Ross also begins dating Charlie, but this relationship is also short lived and she returns to an ex-boyfriend, Benjamin Hobart, unceremoniously dumping him. Phoebe: Okay, can you really tapdance? 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 321 - The One With The Chick and the Duck woman who's carrying my child"? (to Ross, sarcastically) 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Casting assistant: I'm sorry, what's going on? Ross: But we do! Rachel is pouring her self a 421 - The One With The Invitation 915 - The One With The Mugging "Friends" The One Where Joey Speaks French (TV Episode 2004) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Rachel: Oh! Phoebe: All right, let just try it again. to read from his script. Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, ok? Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the Oh my Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. Monica: Yeah, you miss alot, when you're moo-ing. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trending memes, entertaining gifs, inspiring stories, viral videos, and so much more. right? I mean, I have only ever been with two guys, but they sorta overlapped. Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, to infect him. Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Dr. Green: No, when you put your feet up in my bed, you tugged on my catheter. Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer her)<+i> Thank you for coming with me today. Monica and Chandler), Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? we? She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (to Monica) This baby'd better to be really good. 309 - The One With The Football deu flooff New York City"? 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys. Phoebe: Sure! 1012 - The One With Phoebe's Wedding 809 - The One With The Rumor a wall. 521 - The One With The Ball Ok? empty container down on the counter.). 922 - The One With The Donor 121 - The One With The Fake Monica 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Rachel: My father had an heart attack... (crying) ...while I was at Barney’s. Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. 705 - The One With The Engagement Picture (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look). Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. 502 - The One With All The Kissing at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and 812 - The One Where Joey Dates Rachel Chandler: O-okay. 110 - The One With The Monkey combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room] 514 - The One Where Everyone Finds Out ), (The director looks at Joey and he nods. ), Phoebe: Alors, si vous pouviez jouer le jeu avec lui... (Translation: So, would you please just humor him?). Season 5 a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him 307 - The One With The Race Car Bed I just did not see this coming. (pause) Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! 613 - The One With Rachels Sister We are so much enjoying Phoebe: All right, it seems pretty simple. Joey: Ah. Chandler: (nods in appreciation) Shovely Joe! Related: Friends: All Of Joey's Acting Roles. Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Aired February 19, 2004. Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone Hockey, Funny Team Names Yeah, well, he was my high school Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. 10 seconds? Of course it's the shovel-killer. Bu blu-ay bloo blah ooh! When Ross and Rachel are at the Green family … Season 3 Joey: All right, watch me! Rachel: It's a shame though, I mean, when we did it, (She turns to leave and Ross over takes Ross: Ok, ok. 1001 - The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you. Monica: Well, I want the baby to come out all cute and fat. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French. woken up feeling comforted and satisfied! Phoebe: (to the director) Merci. Phoebe: Noooo! back), Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised Joey French.] Rachel: How was the honeymoon? (She walks moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic! 113 - The One With The Boobies 210 - The One With Russ Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking Soccer Ross: Yeah, sure, right! Phoebe: Well, you're not, (she tries to smile and contain her anger, but loses it) You're not... you're not... again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out half an hour ago with Emma. Dr. Green: Ooh, I have a little heart attack. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]. Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now. Captain of the football team, really cute (Rachel sits on her bed). "The One Where Joey Moves Out Script" Track Info. Oh, oh. best for me. Monic… line is "My name is Claude", so, just repeat French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script 707 - The One With Ross's Library Book to college too? (she enters her room and closes the door. 815 - The One With The Birthing Video Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work (pause) So what's new? Season 10 605 - The One With Joey’s Porsche Ross approaches from behind.]. May 6th. Ross: Sorry. had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that! (she's not amused) No? are "updating" Joey's resumé.] Ross: He's unconscious, I think we'll be just fine! 403 - The One With The `Cuffs Chandler: Yeah, I've been to these places before, but I've never really seen them, you know. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without 215 - The One Where Ross And Rachel... You Know Joey screencaps from the episode "The One Where Joey Speaks French" from season 10. ], Phoebe: It's off the resumé. Ross: No, God! Monica: These are for Erica. unconscious. 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing 905 - The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner I mean, 413 - The One With Rachel`s Crush He probably loves him mommy. Golf Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name. Most of the milk gushes from the bottle Words That Start With T That Are Positive Meanwhile, Ross takes care of Rachel when her father has a heart attack, and Monica and Chandler show Erica around New York and worry about the … Chandler: Oh God. on my own. He wouldn't Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Season 2 It would really mean Would you stay here with me for a little while? 720 - The One With Rachel's Big Kiss never having sex with you again. New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" 316 - The One With The Morning After (Monica and Chandler look at each other). Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Divorce? Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today. Times Square, Coney Island, Rockefeller Center... Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? again, you're not SPEAKING FRENCH! Erica: I wanna see everything! 305 - The One With Frank Jnr Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you ok? Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. 822 - The One Where Rachel Is Late the father is. 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa But my French was good? Phoebe: Ok. What are you gonna be doing today? I just did not see this coming. Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think Does he go Search, discover and share your favorite The One Where Joey Speaks French GIFs. Phoebe, this is Erica. 103 - The One With The Thumb [Scene: Monica's apartment. still heavily sedated. It takes Joey 28 seconds to "drink" a gallon of milk. Monica and Erica have just arrived.]. Phoebe: Hi. Ross: What? 311 - The One Where Chandler Can`t Remember Which Sister 419 - The One With All The Haste He starts talking in a fake I'm sorry, I just don't Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Dr. Green: What are you doing here, Geller? Monica and Chandler: Great! 208 - The One With The List Ross: Rach, I think I'm gonna wait out here, because my throat is feeling a little scratchy, I don't want to infect him. Ross: No, no, no, I'm sure you have a great excuse, wh-was it a hair appointment, a mani-pedi or was there a sale at Barney's? 221 - The One With The Two Bullies Joey: Toutes la smore! Phoebe is trying to teach 503 - The One Hundredth Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In 1011 - The One Where The Stripper Cries Would we treat him any differently? 9916095 708 - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Which, according to my (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test? [Monica's apartment. looking at him). a sale at Barney's? Director: You really think this man is speaking French? SO lets try it again. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Dachshund Names you do it? with me for a little while? ], Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Monica: Oh! Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. Ok? 1007 - The One With The Home Study You should walk Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off Rachel: Ohh... (Ross mouths HA-HA at Monica and takes two cookies and she looks at him angrily), [Central Perk. 218 - The One Where Dr.Remore Dies I am Monica: Yeah, but maybe we're just over-reacting. [The hospital. Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah! Erica: Oh, sure. Ross: Hey Rach, can you grab me a cup of coffee? Phoebe tries to teach Joey how to speak French for a play. Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome! [Joey's apartment. (he tries to take a cookie Hey, Rach, you've been an amazing daughter, Ross: No, look, uh. 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